Legend in Our Own Time? Or future recipient of a Darwin Award?
Actually, by definition we wouldn't qualify. Neither of us could reproduce, anyway. Both for the same reason. That's right, we were "fixed" ages ago.
Okay, so that's stretching it a bit. We were not in any real danger, except possibly from severe scolding and ragging. But Ellie and I got ready to walk along the Chemung River this morning.